Ficlet: Bugged (for Vigilante_Wake!)
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mithenTitle: Bugged
Fandom: Superdictionary
Pairing/Characters: Lex Luthor
Notes: I wanted to write something with some humor in it for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vigilante_wake 's birthday. Unfortunately, my sense of humor is not as good as hers. Written also for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fortycakes challenge #6--"Jail." fortycakes --your one-stop shop for fanfic based on the Superdictionary!
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 137
Summary: Lex Luthor contemplates his condition.
When Lex Luthor stole those forty cakes, how could he know they had been bugged? How could he know someone had put listening devices in them? Superman had caught him and put him here. Lex hated Superman.
Lex suspected Batman had given Superman the bugs. Lex hated Batman too.
Lex's mattress was also bugged. His mattress had many small insects in it.
Lex hit the mattress with his fist. "I am so bugged!" he said. "I am so annoyed!"
Lex's cell-mate, Bluto, looked at him. "Did you say you were buggered?" he asked. "Did you say you were--"
"--No, no. I did not," said Lex hastily. He said it quickly, so he would not hear the end of Bluto's sentence.
Lex hated being in jail. He hated being in places with bars on the windows and doors.
Fandom: Superdictionary
Pairing/Characters: Lex Luthor
Notes: I wanted to write something with some humor in it for
vigilante_wake 's birthday. Unfortunately, my sense of humor is not as good as hers. Written also for fortycakes challenge #6--"Jail." fortycakes --your one-stop shop for fanfic based on the Superdictionary!Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 137
Summary: Lex Luthor contemplates his condition.
When Lex Luthor stole those forty cakes, how could he know they had been bugged? How could he know someone had put listening devices in them? Superman had caught him and put him here. Lex hated Superman.
Lex suspected Batman had given Superman the bugs. Lex hated Batman too.
Lex's mattress was also bugged. His mattress had many small insects in it.
Lex hit the mattress with his fist. "I am so bugged!" he said. "I am so annoyed!"
Lex's cell-mate, Bluto, looked at him. "Did you say you were buggered?" he asked. "Did you say you were--"
"--No, no. I did not," said Lex hastily. He said it quickly, so he would not hear the end of Bluto's sentence.
Lex hated being in jail. He hated being in places with bars on the windows and doors.
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Date: 2009-03-05 02:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-03-05 02:23 pm (UTC)Angeloz
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Date: 2009-03-06 12:54 am (UTC)FEAR SUPERMAN'S WRATH AT HIS INTERRUPTED WEDDING.
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Date: 2009-03-06 01:06 am (UTC)It's missing Batman however. ;-)
Angeloz
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Date: 2009-03-06 01:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
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