All nsfw fics this time, 3x Weilan, 1x Lanzun.
The Things We Could Be (1033 words) by
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镇魂 | Guardian - priestRating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Characters: Shen Wei (Guardian), Zhao Yunlan
Additional Tags: Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, or at least an earnest attempt at one, Breeding Kink, Anal Sex, Coming Inside Someone, Facials, Come Eating, Wall Sex, Mild Biting, Tenderness, Crying During Sex, Soft, Porn with Feelings, Post-Canon, no nut kinkvember 2025, Breedvember 2025, Kinktober 2025
Summary: "Remember when you said that my parents would want me to give them grandchildren?"
This may not be
the weirdest thing Zhao Yunlan has ever said mid-blowjob, but it's definitely in the top five.
Drenched (930 words) by
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镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Characters: Shen Wei (Guardian), Zhao Yunlan
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Sex in a Car, Wet & Messy, Rain Sex, Nipple Play, Nipple Licking, Hand Jobs, Come Marking, Come Eating, Clothed Sex, Thirsty Zhao Yunlan, Established Relationship, no nut kinkvember 2025, Kinktober 2025
Summary: Shen Wei frantically tints the windows with dark energy before he lets himself melt into the sensation. His shirt is dripping wet, and the drag of fabric across his sensitive skin, over and over again in small circles, makes him gasp into Zhao Yunlan's mouth.
Breakfast (1006 words) by
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镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Characters: Shen Wei (Guardian), Zhao Yunlan
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Facial Hair Kink, Oral Sex, Come Marking, Come Eating, Come In Beard, Wet & Messy, Facials, Licking, Hand Jobs, Kitchen Sex, Clothed Sex, milk is involved at first but it's not food sex per se, Finger Sucking, Established Relationship, Domestic, no nut kinkvember 2025, Kinktober 2025
Summary: Zhao Yunlan grins, knowing exactly where his mind went, and seizes the opportunity. He starts to wipe the milk with the side of his thumb, never breaking eye contact with Shen Wei as he brings it to his mouth.
push your raging calmness (252 words) by
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镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Ye Zun/Zhao Yunlan
Characters: Ye Zun (Guardian), Zhao Yunlan
Additional Tags: Blood and Violence, Torture, Non-Consensual Kissing, Bloody Kisses, Non-Consensual Blood Drinking, Unconscious Zhao Yunlan, POV Ye Zun (Guardian), Missing Scene, Episode 39 (Guardian), Rape/Non-con Elements, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
Summary: Ye Zun doesn't want to break Gege's toy. Not completely.