LOL! Very sensible Bilbo, you did learn your lessons
"And to good food and better friends, to comfort and safety."
The perfect Hobbity toast!
"Halt and declare yourself, strangers, in the name of the Bounders!" The hobbit on the doorstep blinked as she spotted Bilbo, and her aggressive glare melted into confusion. "Mr. Baggins, is that you?"
OMG, I never would have suspected! You surprise me immensely!
Hobbit patrols. Hobbit patrols! I can't wrap my head around it!
but where in the world have you been, Mr. Baggins?"
Oh so she didn't see the dwarves! I thought she had come because she saw them. Aha!
"Everyone will know by tomorrow morning,"
YAY! Let the festivities of hobbit dwarf relations begin!
"Shire gossip is the most efficient message-delivery system in Middle Earth."
ICON MATERIAL
Kíli had insisted on wearing a doily like a hat over Bilbo's protests
Oh. Oh ösdkjfbaskldjfh LOL
and Fíli and Kíli in the spare room, and…"
And... oh dear. Do we have another room left for Thorin? Why yes. It's not proper under normal circumstances, but these aren't normal circumstances and... *wrings hands* Thorin will have to sleep in Bilbo's room. Won't he? WON'T HE???????!!!!!!
"It's nice and big. We'll just drop Uncle Thorin's things off there, he can sleep on the floor."
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FÍLI!
"I shall sleep in the library," said Thorin from behind him.
Ooooooooh, hmmmmmm. That would also work. Late night reading with glasses and Bilbo checking if everything is alright and then sneaky shenanigans.
and stripped to his underclothes. He could hear Thorin undressing behind him and felt his face heating with more than wine--
UNF.
You slept right next to each other for months on the road!
HEHE, but it's different now, isn't it?
Thorin in his home, in his bedroom--
GIMME GIMME GIMME!
except he realized he had no idea what a happy Thorin would sound like.
*sadface* But that will soon change, oh yes my precious, it will.
**
"All of it," said Thorin.
LOL!!!!
it'll be a week or more until the roads are passable again
YAY *throws confetti *
A muffled whoop of delight came from Kíli's direction,
And Kíli shares my opinion, we are so glad my precious.
"Well, Bilbo, I had heard you had some odd guests, but they seem quite lovely to me," she said.
Oh, Balin the charmer. That was unexpected. Lovely!
He was singing under his breath as everyone left on their errands
Oh happy Bilbo is so cute!
Thorin felt suddenly raw-boned and awkward in the tidy little kitchen. "Is there anything I can do to help?"
"Just keep me company," said Bilbo. "And peel some potatoes, I suppose."
Thorin applied himself to the peeling of potatoes with intense concentration.
slDHKJFASDLKJH *SMOOSHES THE HELL OUT OF THORIN*
He remembered the dubious looks of the grocer, the nervous stablemaster, and felt a sudden frustrated anger rise in him.
Oh NOES! Silly Thorin, don't you see? Bilbo doesn't care!!
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Date: 2013-12-14 07:22 pm (UTC)LOL! Very sensible Bilbo, you did learn your lessons
"And to good food and better friends, to comfort and safety."
The perfect Hobbity toast!
"Halt and declare yourself, strangers, in the name of the Bounders!" The hobbit on the doorstep blinked as she spotted Bilbo, and her aggressive glare melted into confusion. "Mr. Baggins, is that you?"
OMG, I never would have suspected! You surprise me immensely!
Hobbit patrols. Hobbit patrols! I can't wrap my head around it!
but where in the world have you been, Mr. Baggins?"
Oh so she didn't see the dwarves! I thought she had come because she saw them. Aha!
"Everyone will know by tomorrow morning,"
YAY! Let the festivities of hobbit dwarf relations begin!
"Shire gossip is the most efficient message-delivery system in Middle Earth."
ICON MATERIAL
Kíli had insisted on wearing a doily like a hat over Bilbo's protests
Oh. Oh ösdkjfbaskldjfh LOL
and Fíli and Kíli in the spare room, and…"
And... oh dear. Do we have another room left for Thorin? Why yes. It's not proper under normal circumstances, but these aren't normal circumstances and... *wrings hands* Thorin will have to sleep in Bilbo's room. Won't he? WON'T HE???????!!!!!!
"It's nice and big. We'll just drop Uncle Thorin's things off there, he can sleep on the floor."
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FÍLI!
"I shall sleep in the library," said Thorin from behind him.
Ooooooooh, hmmmmmm. That would also work. Late night reading with glasses and Bilbo checking if everything is alright and then sneaky shenanigans.
and stripped to his underclothes. He could hear Thorin undressing behind him and felt his face heating with more than wine--
UNF.
You slept right next to each other for months on the road!
HEHE, but it's different now, isn't it?
Thorin in his home, in his bedroom--
GIMME GIMME GIMME!
except he realized he had no idea what a happy Thorin would sound like.
*sadface* But that will soon change, oh yes my precious, it will.
**
"All of it," said Thorin.
LOL!!!!
it'll be a week or more until the roads are passable again
YAY *throws confetti *
A muffled whoop of delight came from Kíli's direction,
And Kíli shares my opinion, we are so glad my precious.
"Well, Bilbo, I had heard you had some odd guests, but they seem quite lovely to me," she said.
Oh, Balin the charmer. That was unexpected. Lovely!
He was singing under his breath as everyone left on their errands
Oh happy Bilbo is so cute!
Thorin felt suddenly raw-boned and awkward in the tidy little kitchen. "Is there anything I can do to help?"
"Just keep me company," said Bilbo. "And peel some potatoes, I suppose."
Thorin applied himself to the peeling of potatoes with intense concentration.
slDHKJFASDLKJH *SMOOSHES THE HELL OUT OF THORIN*
He remembered the dubious looks of the grocer, the nervous stablemaster, and felt a sudden frustrated anger rise in him.
Oh NOES! Silly Thorin, don't you see? Bilbo doesn't care!!
Took Yule Ball,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCING!!!!!!!
This is shaping up to be the most festive Yule ever around here,
EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF THEM DWARVES. Fact.
"Oh dear, you have no waistcoats! We must get you to the tailor--right away, right away, no time to lose!
ladkjhgafl Let the hobbitification process begin!
Thorin couldn't help but realize that he liked the idea much more than he had ever expected to.
SILLY THORIN.
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What an excellent chapter! Can't wait for the next one. (and for the movie, argh! I'll probably see it on the 19th/20th).