Title: Balderdash and Codswallop
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 221
Summary: As it turns out, Sherlock has never deleted a word to insult bad ideas--they're far too useful.

( Poppycock, codswallop, fiddle-faddle, folderol! )

Title: Erotic Readings from the Journal of Organic Chemistry
Pairing/Characters: John/Sherlock
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Spoilers: Consensual light D/S
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Summary: Sherlock wants John to read from the Journal of Organic Chemistry to him--with the stipulation that he will get more aroused as the reading progress. There is a decent chance this is the sexiest story featuring enaminones and benzimidazoles you will read this month.
Word Count: 2600

( Perhaps I find it intoxicating to think that I have the power to--simply by fiat--turn something that is not intrinsically erotic into an erotic experience. Humor me, John. )

Title: Pas de Deux
Pairing/Characters: John/Sherlock, Sherlock's parents
Rating: PG-13
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Summary: John comes home to find Sherlock ignoring the two clients sitting on the couch, and soon finds himself dealing with a plethora of Holmeses.
Word Count: 4800

( A man and woman in formal evening dress sat on the couch, their posture ramrod-straight. The woman's hands were folded tidily in her lap, while the man's long fingers were drumming slightly on the arm of the couch. )

Title: Orpheus with a Violin
Pairing/Characters: John/Sherlock
Rating: G
Warnings/Spoilers: Post-Reichenbach
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Summary: John has the same dream again: the cave, the music, the lost soul.
Word Count: 221

( There is music somewhere, a sweetly keening, desperate lament that calls him onward. The darkness is total, and yet he can see, walking in front of him-- )

Title: Across the Threshold
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing/Characters: John/Sherlock, Mrs. Hudson
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Rating: R
Word Count: 1800
Summary: In which weddings are rehearsed, quarrels are had, making-up is done, and Sherlock gets the giggles at inappropriate times.
Note: For a prompt on the Sherlock Kink Meme asking for John carrying Sherlock across the threshold in rehearsal of their wedding night, followed by giddy, fluffy sex.

( Sherlock curled his long legs up and rocked back and forth as if laughter had incapacitated him entirely; John could feel his abdomen shaking and was unable to resist pushing his shirt up and kissing the place where the sharp bones of his ribcage fell away into vulnerable trembling flesh. He was laughing too, he couldn't seem to help himself, a long bubble of incredulous joy that they were both here and alive and life was full of adventures and annoyances and delight. )

Title: Happy Deductive Birthday
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing/Characters: John/Sherlock, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Molly Hooper, Mycroft Holmes, Mike Stamford, Mrs. Hudson
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2200
Summary: It's John Watson's birthday, and everyone is gathered at 221B to celebrate. Except John. And Sherlock. Of course.

( Could we please talk about something other than Sherlock Holmes? For heaven's sake, does the man have to dominate every conversation, even when he's not here? )

Title: What is Already Yours (2/3)
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing/Characters: John/Sherlock
Warnings/Spoilers: Consensual BDSM
Rating: R
Word Count: 2200
Summary: Sometimes it's not just the sub who needs aftercare.
Note: Written for the Sherlock Kink Meme prompt asking for a BDSM relationship with Sherlock as the Dom with lots of slow trust-building and aftercare.

( Sherlock made a pleased purring sound in his throat that seemed to stroke along him like velvet. )

Title: The Alchemy of We
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing/Characters: John/Sherlock, John Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Warnings/Spoilers: Series 1 & 2, Angst
Rating: G
Word Count: 510
Summary: Sherlock Holmes muses on the phenomenon of laughter.

( The first time it happens, it startles him: this physical reaction, this convulsion, the diaphragm contracting unbidden, the larynx stuttering. )

Title: All Through the Night
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2400
Summary: When John gets the flu and Mrs. Hudson is out of town, Sherlock ends up having to care for him.

( Mycroft, there's absolutely no scientific basis for the superstitious belief in the healing power of soup. )

Title: Pulling No Punches
Relationship: Sherlock/John
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft Holmes, "Anthea"
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Rating: PG
Word Count: 760
Summary: Sherlock is reunited with everyone in turn. And gets punched in the face.

( Could we perhaps stop talking about punching me in the face and start talking about the case? )