How much do I love that he thinks Clark is an army of ninjas? (and how kickass would a panel of that equivalency look?)

That cracked me up so much, when I realized he would. Oh Ra's...

Of course, the happy implication of my genius theory is that Gotham itself listens to Alfred. Of course it does. :)

Oh, I hadn't even quite picked that up! But it makes perfect sense that would be part of it as well. Gotham might have decided not to break her boy's favorite toy quite so quickly...